Step 1: Pick a fandom
Step 2: Flip a coin- if heads congrats it's now a cross over! Add a second fandom!
Step 3: Go to newest stock images (if you don't know where that is follow the link in the artist comments) select one of the the images on the first page as your crappy cover
Step 4: Go to newest journals. Select one of the one's on the front page that has a title. Congrats - this is now the crappy title of your fanfic!
Step 5: Abbreviate all but your the last word in your screen name to find your pen name (Ex I'd be T. Truffle ) If your screen name is only one word use your mom's first initial.
Step 6: Compile it into a cover. You don't need to be good at it, if fact it's probably best if you aren't! (if you need help with this part tell me in the comments )
Step 7: Pull up a music player. Radio,